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Santas little sh**t Bandana
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Santas little sh**t Bandana

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On the naughty list Bandana
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On the naughty list Bandana

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Merry F****g Christmas Bandana
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Merry F****g Christmas Bandana

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Anxious mess poo bag - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess poo bag

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Anxious mess lead - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess lead

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Anxious mess harness - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess harness

£20.50

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Anxious mess collar - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess collar

£9.99

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Anxious mess bow tie - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess bow tie

£5.50

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Anxious mess bandana - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess bandana

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Little dog syndrome bandana - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome bandana

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Needy bitch bandana - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h bandana

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Bit of a prick bandana - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k bandana

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Needy bitch bow tie - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h bow tie

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Little dog syndrome bow tie - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome bow tie

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Bit of a prick bow tie - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k bow tie

£6.00

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Needy bitch poo bag - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h poo bag

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Little dog syndrome poo bag - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome poo bag

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Bit of a prick poo bag - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k poo bag

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Needy bitch collar - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h collar

£9.99

£12.00
Little dog syndrome collar - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome collar

£9.99

£12.00
Bit of a prick collar - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k collar

£9.99

£12.00
Needy bitch lead - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h lead

£12.50

£15.00
Little dog syndrome lead - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome lead

£12.50

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Bit of a prick lead - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k lead

£12.50

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Little dog syndrome harness - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome harness

£22.00

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Needy bitch harness - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h harness

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Bit of a prick harness - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k harness

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Anxious mess bandana
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“Gorgeous Print & Quality”

We love the bit of a prick harness. Not only is it the funniest harness we’ve ever seen but the design is really well made. We get lots of comments on this one 🌵🤍

Enya S.

Absolutely in love with the design

Absolutely love the design and the collar lead and harness is amazing quality definitely recommend!

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“My dog looks fab!”

I love this set!!! it is a great fit and my dog looks fab 😃. He thinks he looks great just a good job he can't read 😂

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