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Walking red flag collar

Walking red flag collar

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Walking red flag lead

Walking red flag lead

£14.99
Walking red flag bandana
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Walking red flag bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Santas little sh**t Bandana
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Santas little sh**t Bandana

£7.00

£9.00
On the naughty list Bandana
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On the naughty list Bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Merry F****g Christmas Bandana
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Merry F****g Christmas Bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Anxious mess poo bag - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess poo bag

£7.00

£9.00
Anxious mess lead - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess lead

£14.99

£20.00
Anxious mess harness - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess harness

£20.00

£25.00
Anxious mess collar - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess collar

£14.99

£25.00
Anxious mess bow tie - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess bow tie

£5.00

£7.00
Anxious mess bandana - Hey You Pups
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Anxious mess bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Little dog syndrome bandana - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Needy bitch bandana - Hey You Pups
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Needy bi**h bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Bit of a prick bandana - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k bandana

£7.00

£9.00
Needy bitch bow tie - Hey You Pups

Needy bi**h bow tie

£6.00
Little dog syndrome bow tie - Hey You Pups

Little dog syndrome bow tie

£6.00
Bit of a prick bow tie - Hey You Pups

Bit of a pr**k bow tie

£6.00
Needy bitch poo bag - Hey You Pups

Needy bi**h poo bag

£7.00
Little dog syndrome poo bag - Hey You Pups

Little dog syndrome poo bag

£7.00
Bit of a prick poo bag - Hey You Pups

Bit of a pr**k poo bag

£7.00
Needy bitch collar - Hey You Pups

Needy bi**h collar

£14.99
Little dog syndrome collar - Hey You Pups

Little dog syndrome collar

£14.99
Bit of a prick collar - Hey You Pups

Bit of a pr**k collar

£14.99
Needy bitch lead - Hey You Pups

Needy bi**h lead

£15.00
Little dog syndrome lead - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome lead

£9.99

£15.00
Bit of a prick lead - Hey You Pups

Bit of a pr**k lead

£15.00
Little dog syndrome harness - Hey You Pups
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Little dog syndrome harness

£20.00

£25.00
Needy bi**h harness
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Needy bi**h harness

£20.00

£25.00
Bit of a prick harness - Hey You Pups
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Bit of a pr**k harness

£20.00

£25.00
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Anxious mess bandana
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Anxious mess bandana
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Anxious mess bow tie
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Anxious mess bow tie
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Anxious mess collar
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“Gorgeous Print & Quality”

We love the bit of a prick harness. Not only is it the funniest harness we’ve ever seen but the design is really well made. We get lots of comments on this one 🌵🤍

Enya S.

Absolutely in love with the design

Absolutely love the design and the collar lead and harness is amazing quality definitely recommend!

Laura H.

“My dog looks fab!”

I love this set!!! it is a great fit and my dog looks fab 😃. He thinks he looks great just a good job he can't read 😂

Kirsty C.